Vexing about Hexing!

As we enter October, moving through the essential middle kingdom of the Chase, moving ever closer to the most mystical time of the year, it would appear extreme measures may become necessary if we hope to enjoy a different outcome when compared to recent years gone by…

Please enjoy the most appropriate music I could locate for the occasion while I conjure up notions of alternative outcomes…

There are several avenues we can explore…

Perhaps a brewed mixture of envy, jealousy and a pinch of spite… Hmmm?

And what would be the desired effect you’d like to see?

This formula will shrink him down…

He couldn’t reach the control pedals and probably have trouble peering over the steering apparatus... This would yield the desired effect… Yes?

Of course if we add a little hatred to our potion (just a touch, we don’t wish to get too carried away, do we?), it may take on an even more desirable trait if you are so inclined…

Perchance a little too brutal… No?
Physical harm may not be the answer…

Shall we concentrate on the vehicle? Is that more to your liking?

Can you say the words “spontaneous combustion” twenty times while imagining what it feels like to pass your hand over a flame?

Would that suit your fancy?

A little less extreme?

There are chants that will, if spoken with concerted clarity by a group in unison cause air to leave a body and there are other, more refined practices that will twist metal. If applied correctly these practices could force a driver to park for long periods of time on pit lane…

Then there is the most dangerous, virile alternative of all…

DWINDY’S

I'll simply remove all responsibility from your shoulders and carry the burden of guilt myself...

I'll take JJ in the Trifecta!

And an early Happy Halloween everyone!